Our Beige (or Off-White) Trash Family

Right behind Calvin's right leg is a half-empty Milwaukee's Best. Here he is just chillin' and watchin' some NASCAR.

Aivy's thinking about shoplifting some Sarah Palin glasses from the local Wal-Mart.

Calvin's trying to work the remote to tune in "Monsters of Rock" on the flatscreen.

Aivy is looking for some good corndog recipes.

Now we would like to introduce Baby Evelyn to the blog. She's not trashy at all. But she lets us hang out with her. She likes to go by Evie.

Sparky had alot of fun with the kids in the kiddie pool. Nothing trashy going on here. We're through with those jokes.

Calvin is looking tough here. He's excited about tonight's tractor pull (so I had one left).

And here's Linh and Evie, Aivy and Amy.

And here's the whole Witte/Whitworth gang!



But Aivy knows how to keep it real. Here she is letting you know for sure that she's still half-Vietnamese.