by Mama Linh

"Ahh, I love the 2:00A.M. happy hour."

"Oh yeah, this stuff is better than drugs."

"Wink, wink. Hello, there."

"Waah, waah, it's so unjust that I can eat and sleep all day."

"What are you doing, weirdo?"

"Watch out! I can pierce you with my eyes."